Thursday, December 11, 2008

Y.O. throwin up

AS YALL KNOW, DIRTY THURZ AN Y.O CAME UP TO LACED AN WAS COOLIN OUT ALL THIS WEEKEND IN PREPERATION FOR THEIR SHOW. WELL UM....LAST TIME THEY WERE THERE THEY PLAYED A BIG TRICK ON EVERYONE IN THE STORE. EVEN I GOT TRICKED BAAADDDDD. SO SOME ONE, NOT ME, GOT Y.O. BACK, AN GOT HIM BACK PRETTY GOOD, I MIGHT ADD
THIS IS DOG FOOD

Friday, December 5, 2008

EX FOOTBALL PLAYER GETS A FOOTBALL NUMBER

A sad day for blacks everywhere has come mere months after one of our greatest days. 

OJ Simpson was just sentenced to 15 years in  the Nevada State Penitentiary in what I believe was a crock of bullshit. 1st of all the whole situation was video taped an audio taped, then it was his stuff.

It seems as if Ronald Goldman, an Nicole Smith's ghost scored 6 points of a touchdown today, stupidity scored a field goal, an OJ's sheer stupidity and bad luck scored another touchdown. 

Count 1       12 months to be served consecutively
Count 2       12-48 months to be served concurrent to count 1
Count 3       12-48 months concurrent to count 2
Count 4       26-120 months concurrent to count 3
Count 5        15 years 5 with a gun enhancement with parole after 5. 12-72 to be served consecutively
Count 6        15 years, 5 with a gun enhancement with parole after 5. 12-72 to be served consecutively
Count 7        60-180 months       12-72 to be served consecutively
Count 8       60-180 months       12-72 to be served consecutively
Count 9       18-72 months          18-72 to be served consecutively
Count 10     18-72 months          18-72 to be served consecutively

FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK dat SHIT

tell me how many years he got after all the math, cause Im tired

I need a cup of Orange Juice after that!!!
Im gonna Miss you OJ

Thursday, December 4, 2008

yea baby

learnin as I work. I am doin

feels good, I guess.
I got ideas on how shit should be, an Im gonna give you an outlook on dat

Pics constantly, hot music, from people dat I personally know. 
but please comment, an tell me what you like, love, hate

TRANZISTA

WOW worlds oldest weed bust... dont get high on Your own supply

The buzz is in for Thursday as the world's oldest marijuana stash has been discovered and it is some very old pot.  It appears to prove that humans figured out several thousand years ago to enjoy marijuana though researchers aren't sure how they did it.  The discovery of the weed that is nearly three thousand years old happened in the Gobi desert.
Buzz: World's Oldest Marijuana Stash Discovery
Buzz: World's Oldest Marijuana Stash Discovery

Gene Byrd has this take on the find.  "In what sounds like it might be Berkley, California or Boulder, Colorado in three thousand years nearly 800 grams of what is described as "high-potency pot" was found alongside what is described by researchers as "a light-haired, blue-eyed Caucasian man approximately 2,700 years ago."

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So we have a grave with a guy from 2,700 years ago, he's lying there and he took his stash with him.  Until now.  This is from and MSNBC report, " "This individual was buried with an unusual number of high value, rare items," Russo said, mentioning that the objects included a make-up bag, bridles, pots, archery equipment and a kongou harp. The researchers believe the individual was a shaman from the Gushi people, who spoke a now-extinct language called Tocharian that was similar to Celtic.

Related - World's Oldest Marijuana Stash Busted (Photos) 2,700 Year Old Pot

So how did the man partake?  Did they light it as people do now and smoke it?  The scientists aren't really sure how the marijuana was administered, since no pipes or other objects associated with smoking were found in the grave.  See pics and more here.  "Perhaps it was ingested orally," Lead author Ethan Russo told Discovery News said. "It might also have been fumigated, as the Scythian tribes to the north did subsequently."

YO AN DIRTY THURZ TELLS YOU HOW IT IZ

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Nokia N97 Mobile Computer Phone
Posted by: L.A. Ruano / December 02, 2008 / 3 Comments
Nokia introduce their next generation of hi-end mobile phones with their N97. The gadget described by Nokia as a “a true mobile computer” hits the market with a slew of competition including the dominance of the Blackberry and Apple’s iPhone. The N97 features a tilting (resistive) touch-screen display, QWERTY keyboard, digital compass, 1500 milliamp battery and DVD quality video capture alongside 32 gigabytes of memory expandable to 42 GB via a 16 GB memory card. More information regarding the N97 can be found on their official press release.
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BANG BANG
I SHOT YOU DOWN

Can You Stand The Rain

well, can you? I cant at all!! But us at Laced are keepin warm, by stayin around hot shit, fresh shit, new exclusive shit..

I got a NEW webpage that im tryin to get rolling, wit super help from dat damn Ultramaly.com.
He got me jammed in rite now. Its jus a lil sumthin to wet your lips as I prepare to imbark on this journey to SuperStardom. An I cant wait. I know that the blog is a bit bare, but im doin it all on my own, an im not super computer literate. Im catchin up though. And when I do, kids is in T.R.O.U.B.L.E....

Oh and I got limited access to a few computers, so I will get it in.
Hopefully givin yall a chance to look into my life.

Also, if you wanna contribute, get at me, so I can start putting peoples posts up of, positive or funny, or posifunny atuff up. Dig??

HOLLYWOOD til da World BLOW

Saturday, August 9, 2008

RIP Bernie Mac

















damn, ain't that a bitch. a lot of news reporters are saying that records show, he passed from sarcoidosis. Taken from this website is an explanation of what sarcoidosis is:

"Sarcoidosis (sar"koi-do'sis) involves inflammation that produces tiny lumps of cells in various organs in your body. The lumps are called granulomas (gran"u-lo'mahs) because they look like grains of sugar or sand. They are very small and can be seen only with a microscope.

These tiny granulomas can grow and clump together, making many large and small groups of lumps. If many granulomas form in an organ, they can affect how the organ works. This can cause symptoms of sarcoidosis."

This is all... just, so sad.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

What up people? Laced In Your Face was in La La Land last weekend, strictly to do it BIG an Big is how we did it. U-N-I had a concert wit Sneaker Pimps.......

An I will tell yall da rest later
plus pics
COOL???

Sunday, August 3, 2008

The Family



peep their blog: SOTA

Vans - Era Croc Suede!





























i don't know if i'd like to see a guy rock these, but i'd DEFINITELY cop both pairs. i like the added touch - aka the croc skin.

high off helium.



so i'm not a big fan of his music, but he just cracks me up. i wouldn't mind spending a day with this kid.

-theez

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Is that an Energy Saver?!!

Red Man is a foo!!! Saving the environment while runnin' the block. I guess thats just the way to do thangs!



-theez

Monday, July 28, 2008

dun dun dun dunnnn...

finally hollywood, what you've been asking for -- A CONTRIBUTOR!

hello folks, from now on ... i:



















anthea, also known as theez ... will be adding my intelligence to this blog. (all jokes)
stay posted!


Monday, July 21, 2008

P.S.A.

SORRY.....ITS BEEN AWHILE, BUT I GOT A FUCKN STUPID COMPUTER. An I cant spend 1800 on one likeT.V. Some have all da fun, I guess. But um, yea man....La La Land in a few days, kid cant wait. Sumthin Major. like yea.

Oh I almost forgot, i have no contributing writers, ANTHEA..... Oh well, cant get all dat I want. I promise, its gonna pick up, an pick up fast

Remember. THIS IS MY LIFE, on paper. Kinda like a journal

Thursday, July 3, 2008

fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck

Good bye Seattle, hello OK lahoma. Wow what a surprise. 41yrs an dis is da thanks we get. FUCK DAVID STERN, FUCK DA SEATTLITES DAT AINT WANNA PAY DA TAXES, AN FUCK ME. Yes fuck me too, for not having the faith to believe dat the city would prevail. Oh well. Who better then Oklahoma City? they have no major sports team. So get some money. I shoulda knew it when Ray, an Rashard were traded. Fairwell SoonerSonics. lol. I hope they treat you better then us

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

PSA

Please bare wit me yall. I havent figured out how to add pics to stories an all dat other ritzy shit yet. But soon an very soon!!!

An when I do, my blog will be very fire

Seattle is gettin like L.A.

Meryl Schenker / P-I
Seattle police had surrounded a man in his vehicle shortly before 11 a.m. The gold SUV, pictured, which police were chasing, had its windows shattered after police began firing, witnesses said.
Police shoot alleged bank robber in downtown Seattle
P-I STAFF
Seattle police shot a man in the neck who they believe fled the scene of a bank robbery earlier Tuesday morning.
Officers chased a pair of alleged bank robbers into downtown Seattle Tuesday, and had surrounded a man in his vehicle shortly before 11 a.m. after officers had blocked his vehicle off on Spring Street between First and Second avenues.
The gold Jeep Grand Cherokee, which police were chasing, had its windows shattered after police began firing, witnesses said.



Meryl Schenker / P-I

SUV, pictured, which Seattle police were chasing, had its windows shattered after police began firing in downtown Seattle, witnesses said.
The police warned the suspect over a loud speaker that he would be shot. Police began firing after that, witnesses said. A witness on the 12th floor of an office building on Second Avenue, "The police said about 10 times, 'Suspect, get out of the car or you will be shot.' He would not get out."
Seattle police Chief Gil Kerlikowske said three Seattle police officers and one King County sheriff's deputy opened fire when the man refused to drop his gun and wounded him in the neck.
One man said he could hear the gunshots from Third Avenue and Madison Street. "It was like a machine gun almost," said Marty Conley, who was in the area at the time.
A construction worker coming out of a white company van, which had two windows blown out by gunfire, was slowly led away from the scene with a bloody gash over his left eye, according to Nicole Jordan, a witness in the 12th-floor office of Second Avenue Partners, at 1000 Second Ave.
Kerlikowske said flying glass had wounded the construction worker.
There are at least two bullet holes on the rear of the vehicle that held the suspected robbers. A single ambulance left the scene, apparently containing one of the suspects.
A black jacket and shirt were lying in the middle of the street along with a stream of blood.
Witnesses downtown said the commotion reminded them of something out of Hollywood.
"I was walking down the street. I've only been here a couple of days,' said Rick Hampson, from England. "I thought they were shooting a movie. When I see this in the movies I thought it was overkill. I thought it was Hollywood, but that's just America."
At a day-care center on the 1000 block of Second Avenue little children were gathered playing games in an interior hallway without windows. The staff gathered them there for their safety.
Around 11 a.m., FBI Special Agent Larry Carr, bank robbery coordinator, was on the scene. Police were still on the sixth floor balcony of an office building on the northwest corner at First and Spring around noon.
At least one man allegedly robbed a West Seattle branch bank in the 2300 block of California Avenue Southwest at 10:10 a.m. Seattle police said the man was armed and wearing a wig and surgical mask.
Kerlikowske called it a "takedown robbery."
The cashier at the Admiral Chevron across the street from the bank saw the whole thing.
"Looking out the window at that moment I saw this guy coming out of the bank holding wearing what looks like a face mask, like the ones that you use when you go into a surgical room -- dark green, covering only the nose and the mouth," said Harold Chacon.
Outside, a car was waiting for him. As Chacon watched, the man jumped in carrying a backpack. Just as the car took off down California Avenue, Chacon saw the bag explode in red ink.
"That's when we wondered, OK. I'm assuming that was a bank robbery."
Chacon wasn't scared. He's worked at the Admiral Chevron 10 years. This isn't the first robbery he's seen out of that Wells Fargo.
"It's kind of normal for this bank," Chacon said. "I remember when that ink was blue."
A Seattle police sergeant saw the fleeing car, and the chase began, Kerlikowske said.
The vehicles sped down the West Seattle Bridge and onto Interstate 5.
On Yesler Way, a man jumped out of the car and told police that man in the car had a gun.

who got beer

Cause I got crabs baby baabbyy.

Yea man, thanks to my guy Koa. Shouts to Koa. Im finna be eatin crab a la Hollywood. Now what are You Doing?
So if you got a crock pot an oven an some beer, then I might let you eat wit me, MAYBE.

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hahaa

Saturday, June 28, 2008

YEA YEA

So summer time has finally found a home in Seattle. YEPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I, jus like everybody else has been patiently waitin for dis day to come. I even went to Atlanta in hopes of bringin their sunshine back up here. To no avail, it didnt work...... Remember Seattle june is da same month dat it was a record low of 53'. BRRRRRRRRRR. Fuck. Well thank you Lord. It is offically time to show off da newly grown muscles, as well as da new tattoo's. Fella's lets see if all dat hard work, an pain helps out. Im actually about to do a few sit-ups in a sec. Im so READY. Beaches, Bitches, an Brews. yeeeeeeeeee. Taste Of Tacoma kicked off today. So if gas aint fuckin you off, then you might wanna get out there. I dont know where ill be, but it aint gonna be on dis damn computer.

Peace

Friday, June 27, 2008

sick an tired of the FUCKERY

So man da local fire buzz of this past week has been 50cent an da crew coming to Seattle for a full onslaught of club going an tramp bashing, I hope. my main man Cassius, got da word from a early bird, an passed it on to me. you know sorta hush hush, industry shit....
Any way, their 1st supposed stop is a club dat I frequent on thursdays, Seasound lounge. I always go there round 12ish to receive my usual high fives an hand shakes, as if I aint sen you in a year. hahaa. I LOVE IT..... But dis particular day Im in da wings waitin patiently on people in da back of my mind, I know aint showin up.
My question da whole time since da buzz started was, why would 50 come here out of all da places in da world he could come. I had to do my research, an guys dat I know wit honest ties to G Unit tell me dat they aint heard no shit like dat. If he was headed dis way they would usually be da 1st to know. (star studded shit). Back to me waitin. Im sittin here, like I see these dudes poppin bottle's but I know dat aint none of dem guys. But they got a lil hoopla goin on over there. stuntin, pourin Mo, an Don P on da floor. Ok, they gotta be wit G-Unit, rite? not da fuck at all. they was jus some Joe Smoes dat came to have a good time. Fuck it, they didnt show up, jus like da back of my mind told me. Whats da problem?, you say

Now I must let yall in on why I have an issue. Seattle or the Pacific Northwest as a whole for that matter, is da last place you look to fina an ounce of hip hop. up here you usually get a quick dose of da Roots, maybe Saigon, oh yeah an even Kanye started his tour here. Which was cool. But Seattlites get stuck in a funk, cause we want da music, but Artists would rather come to bigger markets, where they can make way more money. Well....Its not da patrons faults. Its da promoters dat we have to blame. Ive seen countless fliers sayin such an such will be in da building on dis day of dis week. An they are all too often, No Shows. So what, you say. The so what is, da fact dat when promoters do that false advertisin of a star to promote their clubs, they still da faith of party goers, jus happy that their 5th favorite entertainer is in town. I mean I have a friend dat traveled from Seattle to Bremerton after da last ferry left to see Messy Marv an Young Dro perform. !st, I asked why da hell would they be together? Answer, cause Dro was da hottest thing out at da time. Ok cool. They GOT BURNT BAD. Wasted time money effort an faith on dat bull ass shit. WOW. Ive even heard a few radio stations an prominent club promoters do it, as a joke on April Fools Day. well fuck you bitches. It is a sick an lame joke bitch!! An im pissed. If you wanna make money by foolin people, go rite ahead, jus remember dat we are gettin smarter. In Birmi, Al. some promoters did dat an da police are actively searchin for them for fraud.

YOU WILL GET YOURS IN DA END BITCH

HOLLYWOOD

Thursday, June 26, 2008

damn it

now i know jus like every hopeless b-ball fan in seattle, that the Sonics are more then likely leaving to oklahoma. but damn it to hell, if they still didnt just go out an pick up another no name athlete from somewhere that we dont know about. Im not a big N.B.A. fan, nonetheless I dont want to see the team that i do decide to cheer for, pick up 1 more dunce. If they dont get their minds RIGHT fast. Bad enough that the Sonics decided to get ride of Sweet Ray, who might I add just won a title, if you didnt already know. On top of that, they traded Rashard Lewis, who i think was jusst gettin in to his own.

answer me this......Who the hell is gonna bring up all that unmatured talent that Kevin Durant has?

HELLO WORLD

whats goin on everyone? This is my first post, so please be prepared to hope on. I hope you have your tickets an you are at least this tall. Cause im gonna take yall on the ride of your lives. I will try to get to you cutting edge info on the stuff that I like, as well as, some stuff that might interest the ppl who wanna be like me. hahaa......

I personally promise to keep it as 100 wit yall as humanly hollywood possible. An if you stay tuned in, you just might see it here first.

A place where arrogance is just as mainstream as being humble. Its all about me, so its also all about you. bare with me.

AND ENJOY